Chop the meats, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, and pepperoncinis.
Cook the pasta. Follow the package instructions until the pasta is tender. Drain and rinse with cold water to cool it down. Add to a large bowl.
In a small bowl, stir together the mayo, Italian dressing, red wine vinegar, garlic powder, Italian seasoning, and a little salt and pepper.
Mix it all. Pour the dressing over the noodles and mix until well coated.
Add your chopped meats, vegetables, and cheese. Mix everything.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour. When ready to serve, give it another stir and sprinkle with parsley if you like.