Are you ready to add a little laughter (and some deliciousness) to your holiday spread? Let me introduce you to Grinch Poop Peanut Clusters! Don’t let the name fool you—this quirky, festive treat is the perfect mix of sweet, salty, and marshmallowy magic. And yes, it’s as fun to make as it is to eat!

Okay, I’ll admit it—when I first heard the name Grinch Poop Peanut Clusters, I couldn’t stop laughing. But once I made them, I was completely hooked. These little green clusters of salty peanuts, gooey marshmallows, and festive sprinkles are pure holiday fun. They’re the kind of treat that brings out everyone’s inner kid, and honestly, we could all use a little more of that during the holidays, right?

How to Make The Grinch Poop Peanut Clusters

Ingredients you’ll need for this recipe

24 oz peanuts unsalted; salted peanuts works as well
6 squares Almond Bark
20 oz Ghirardelli White Chocolate Wafers
5 drops green food gel (neon green or bright green)
5 oz small marshmallows (half a bag)
Christmas sprinkles for topping
Red heart sprinkles for topping

Step by Step Guide

1. Pour the peanuts into your crockpot and set it to low. This step is foolproof—just toss them in and forget about them while you prep your chocolate.

2. Add the almond bark squares and Ghirardelli white chocolate wafers on top of the peanuts. Cover and let the magic happen. In about 30 minutes, you’ll have a gooey, melty masterpiece waiting for you. Give it a good stir to make sure everything is perfectly blended.

3. Now for the fun part—add 5 drops of neon or bright green food gel. Stir it in until the mixture looks like it came straight out of Whoville. (And don’t be shy to adjust for your preferred shade of Grinchy green.)

4. Turn off the heat and fold in the marshmallows. These little pillows of sweetness add the perfect pop of texture.

5. Using a tablespoon, scoop the mixture onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. This is where the clusters take shape. Top each one with festive sprinkles and a red candy heart. Gently press the toppings into the gooey mix so they stay put.

6. Let the clusters set until they’re firm to the touch. (If you’re in a hurry, pop them into the fridge for a quick chill.) Then, serve up your Grinch Poop and watch as everyone digs in with delight!

And there you have it! These Grinch Poop Peanut Clusters are more than just a recipe—they’re a memory-making activity and a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Whether you’re prepping for a holiday party, a family movie night, or just a fun kitchen experiment, this treat is a must-try.

So, grab your crockpot, roll up your sleeves, and let’s spread some Grinchy joy! The holidays just got a whole lot sweeter. Happy holidays and happy snacking!

Ingredients

24 oz peanuts unsalted; salted peanuts works as well
6 squares Almond Bark
20 oz Ghirardelli White Chocolate Wafers
5 drops green food gel (neon green or bright green)
5 oz small marshmallows (half a bag)
Christmas sprinkles for topping
Red heart sprinkles for topping

Instructions

Pour the peanuts into your crockpot and set it to low. This step is foolproof—just toss them in and forget about them while you prep your chocolate.
Add the almond bark squares and Ghirardelli white chocolate wafers on top of the peanuts. Cover and let the magic happen. In about 30 minutes, you’ll have a gooey, melty masterpiece waiting for you. Give it a good stir to make sure everything is perfectly blended.
Now for the fun part—add 5 drops of neon or bright green food gel. Stir it in until the mixture looks like it came straight out of Whoville. (And don’t be shy to adjust for your preferred shade of Grinchy green.)
Turn off the heat and fold in the marshmallows. These little pillows of sweetness add the perfect pop of texture.
Using a tablespoon, scoop the mixture onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. This is where the clusters take shape. Top each one with festive sprinkles and a red candy heart. Gently press the toppings into the gooey mix so they stay put.
Let the clusters set until they’re firm to the touch. (If you’re in a hurry, pop them into the fridge for a quick chill.) Then, serve up your Grinch Poop and watch as everyone digs in with delight!

Author: carlycampbell